Author: Andrea Stucki
Date Published: 05.01.2001
Description: Here’s another prime example of what constitutes a good Instant Messenger Story. Good job sis! In this story, Mr. Elephant, not related to Mr. Elephant in “Elephant & Fish”, whose name will be revealed in the story, takes a trip to the movies with his friend Mouse.
Well once upon a time there was this mouse and his name was mouse and mouse had this friend whose name is giraffe.
Can u guess what kind of animal giraffe was??
Mouse you say…. haha that’s logical, of course, but no it was an elephant
Well anyways anytime mouse and giraffe (who is an elephant) went out on the town for a night of good clean fun, they always got weirdo looks from other friends like parrot and macaw. Which makes sense, b/c one was a mouse and one was an elephant named giraffe and that’s just crazy. This didn’t seem to bother mouse and giraffe b/c they loved to go to the movies to see the discovery channel on the big screen.
One time, while at the theater watching “zebras house” together, with mouse sitting on giraffe’s head as normal, so he could see….
Well giraffe had to go to the bathroom, which is quite a difficult thing to do seeing as how he IS an elephant. Well lil mouse jumped down off of giraffes head so giraffe could leave the aisle and giraffe went to the bathroom.
(we won’t give u details on that… ur imagination is punishment enough)
On his return trip, it was dark, like a movie theater usually is, so consequently giraffe, being an elephant, having poor eyesight, could not see lil white mouse running wildly around to avoid being stepped on my giraffe, but the inevitable happened…
yep u guessed it….
Mouse bit elephants toe, spilling his popcorn, and scaring the crap outta him b/c he just heard that elephants were afraid of mice…. Popcorn everywhere, giraffe was runnin around… mouse was covered in buttery goodness.
Rumor had it that the monkey who was the janitor wasn’t happy bout all this. monkey’s name is mark (what a weird name anyways) and hes a janitor!!
thats THE END