There was a knock at the door tonight and a gentleman was standing outside holding a bottle of dawn dish soap. He said it would be my free gift if I took a look at the Kerby sweeper he was trying to sell. He said I didn’t have to buy anything, that just by looking…

During the first part of April we took a trip to Florida. We took along many things for this trip, one of which was one of Carleigh’s favorite cups. We concluded this trip with a visit to my Cousin’s house in South Carolina. Upon leaving we left her cup there. We weren’t really that worried…

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, ‘Do you want to go to heaven?’ The man said, ‘I do, Father.’ The priest said, ‘Then stand over there against the wall.’ Then the priest asked the second man, ‘Do you want to go to heaven?’ ‘Certainly, Father,’ the…

Carleigh got her staples out on Friday. We were worried they would be worse coming out than going in, but she was very brave and didn’t even cry at all. In the meantime since the last post when we got plenty of snow we’ve gotten more of the same… more snow. Friday the 5th, the…

We had another fine visit to Aultman tonight. We really should move closer to that place. Carleigh was on a chair getting some M&M’s and fell off and hit the back of her head on a window sill. She had a nice 1.5″ gash on the back of here head. Keith called me at work…

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at…