We decided to go to the ribs burn off tonight to get some good ribs. We ended up just getting ribs from DD Stutz. They were good, but not quite as tender as I usually like. We’ll have to try someplace else next time. The highlight of the evening was the retards that they got to help park cars. We pulled into the fair grounds in two lanes. No one was towards the beginning of the line so no one knew what to do. We all merged into one lane because it seemed like the thing to do at the time, and since no one was telling us other wise we did it. Half way towards the parking area, they decided we should be in two lanes so they started separating us. A little bit further there was some golf cart or something trying to get out so the bright people directing traffic at that part decided to make us move over (into one lane) so the golf cart could get out. At this point I was getting very frustrated because the sun was shining directly at me and I couldn’t really see what the retards wanted me to do in the first place. So anyhow we went a little bit further and some guy yelled “two lanes, two lanes”. I had about enough so I yelled to him that we had tried to do that but the idiots wanted us in one lane and I expressed how ridiculous this parking f**k fest was. Once we got to the row where we were parking the girl in front of us was taking forever to pull into her spot, so I didn’t even wait to be told where to go, I just pulled in beside her and was parked before she even was half way in. Pretty much ruined the evening for me, which is quite a shame because I do love ribs.